
Well... we finally did it. We put our house on the market yesterday. We've been busy doing stuff to increase the curb appeal, clear out the clutter, and organize the closets. I've spent all morning cleaning bathrooms, with a toothbrush, in places that only a very tall or very short person would see.
I very much underestimated the difficulty of this feat with five children. The house is 1200 SF, if you didn't already know that.
Twice this week Fairlie, age 6, has found two dead squirrels in the yard. Having five tall hardwood trees in the yard means from time to time a squirrel underestimates the distance from one branch to another.
Fairlie, ever unafraid of dead critters (unlike her mom), and with a healthy respect for the deceased, digs a hole in the backyard and gives them a proper burial, Book of Common Prayer and all.
Well, it rained last night. That meant all the earthworms and pillbugs (or roly-polies for all you Southerners) came to the top. And what better time to gather them. What better place than in some fresh mud....
So, they disturbed the Squirrel Cemetery.
I go outside to the back, find the rocks that marked "Flowers" and "Rocky's" graves disturbed, "Flowers" -- at this point rigor mortis is still very present -- has taken on an icky greenish goo -- has been gently laid to the side and Fairlie and John are putting fresh dirt and mud in...my stemware.
I wanted to cover my face with my hands and run but remember my responsibility to keep Caroline, 1, from discovering something new to play with in the yard. I remind the kids that it is ill-mannerly to disrespect a grave by disturbing its occupant.
Fairlie, ever unfazed, tenderly lifts Flowers and replaces her to her resting place. With her bare hands.
Flowers re-interred, I scoop up the kids for a bath in antibacterial soap and a hot shampoo, instructing them that under no circumstances are they to put anything near their eyes or mouths.
Two filthy, smelly kids track dirty footprints onto my bathroom floor. That I just cleaned. With a toothbrush.
:::sigh::: I hope this house sells quickly.



